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SUB JUDICE
The sandwiches, judges have said,
That diners in Subway are fed
Are so sickly sweet,
The law cannot treat
The substance they're made from as bread.#Subway#SubwayBreadhttps://t.co/KzNeL4X7Yq

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 2, 2020

The member for Hamilton West
And Rutherglen went, she confessed,
To London by train
Then homeward again,
In spite of a positive test.https://t.co/Uhqq2bKmXh

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 1, 2020

Five parrots sequestered together
Spent quarantine having a blether,
But some of the words
Exchanged by the birds
Have ruffled, it seems, the odd feather.https://t.co/Tommiv2g9H

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 29, 2020

There is an old fellow who waxes
Quite lyrical, claiming he maxes
The money he earns,
And yet his returns
Show losses too great to pay taxes.#TrumpIsBroke#TrumpIsNotABillionaire#TrumpTaxeshttps://t.co/7NKt3xHDbq

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 28, 2020

An Argentine congressman quit
For kissing his girlfriend's bare tit
On nationwide Zoom
(Please never assume
Your livestream is not on transmit).https://t.co/Ja3ZsdMEcd

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 26, 2020

A leader who works hard at quashing
The stories of graft money sloshing
So loves a good freebie,
Reportedly Bibi
Has Washington doing his washing.#bibi #Netanyahu #laundry https://t.co/kSCHzUdKgF

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 25, 2020

A giant pouched rat in Cambodia
Won prizes and places on podia
By sweeping the ground
For mines that, unfound,
When stepped on are apt to explodia.https://t.co/gWLhL1i8GJ

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 25, 2020

The government's proud to present
What "take back control" really meant:
A post-Brexit order
With queues at the border
To enter the county of Kent.#Kexit#Kentxit#kentborder#BrexitShambleshttps://t.co/2rQifqeMsl

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 23, 2020

The woeful incompetent shower
Who currently exercise power,
To get Britain clean
Of Covid-19,
Brought closing time forward an hour.#Lockdown2#covidbriefing#Covid_19#Pubs#closingtimehttps://t.co/Vv2FNsYkdw

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 22, 2020

The Tory MP for Devizes,
In contrast to what he advises,
Was taken to task
For lacking a mask,
Which shocks, but no longer surprises.#devizes #dannykruger #MaskUp#Torieshttps://t.co/dBX5ta54dY

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 21, 2020