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A uni's bizarre benefaction
May give idle folks satisfaction:
Say what you won't do,
And you could pursue
A well-funded course of inaction.https://t.co/kaZGVOBT4g

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 21, 2020

The funds raised for "We Build the Wall",
Indictments allege, were not all
Spent putting up fences,
But covered expenses
While Bannon and pals had a ball.#SteveBannon#SteveBannonArrested#WeBuildtheWall#BannonIndicted#Bannon#BannonArrestedhttps://t.co/ftCqDI1x4j

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 20, 2020

Among many questions regarding
The government move in discarding
Its public health body,
Which feels rather shoddy,
Is why in the world Dido Harding?#baronessincharge #DidoHarding #Tories #COVID19 https://t.co/6CKNezVqvW

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 19, 2020

A government lacking a clue
Reversed what it said it would do,
The turn that it made
Reflecting the grade
That fits its performance – a U.https://t.co/oSFKrl6XmZ#examfiasco #examshambles #ExamResults #examresults2020 #Exams #ALevelProtests #alevels2020 #AlevelResults

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 17, 2020

The trade team from Britain says please,
To get a good deal, Japanese
Must stop eating noodles
And just import oodles
And oodles of crumbly blue cheese.https://t.co/JDnaEhapFG

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 13, 2020

For anti-lockdowners desirous
Of trysts with like-minded admirers,
The Toadmeister's site
Lets folks on the right
In literal terms, fuck the virus.#TobyYoung https://t.co/rWcSp4GjrB

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 11, 2020