Tag Archives: breast implants

Ocker Knocker-socker

Posted on May 31, 2016 by twitmericks

A violent kangaroo hit/ A poor woman right in the tit/ But being well curved/ Her chest was preserved/ By silicon implants, which split./// http://www.smh.com.au/national/womans-breast-implants-ruptured-in-kangaroo-attack-in-south-australia-20160531-gp8gx3.html A violent #kangaroo hitA poor woman right in the titBut being well curvedHer chest was preservedBy … Continue reading →

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Behind Bras

Posted on December 10, 2013 by twitmericks

A dubious outfit in France/ Sold customers dodgy implants/ Which rupture and split/ Inflaming the tit/ The damn things are meant to enhance. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25315627 A dubious outfit in FranceSold customers dodgy implantsWhich rupture and splitInflaming the titThe damn things are … Continue reading →

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Booby Traps

Posted on August 16, 2013 by twitmericks

Explosive-packed implants in breasts/ May be the new suicide vests/ The booby-trapped tits/ Could blow us to bits/ Today’s Daily Mirror suggests./// http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breast-implants-suicide-bomb-threat-2172911 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/368413762962726913

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Big Firm Boobs Again

Posted on January 6, 2012 by twitmericks

Disgraced implant boss Monsieur Mas/Thinks every unfortunate lass/Who says they feel funny/Is in it for money/The breast man talks out of his ass. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2083103/PIP-breast-implant-scandal-Jean-Claude-Mas-accuses-psychologically-frail-women.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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Firm boobs

Posted on December 23, 2011 by twitmericks

A dubious outfit in France/Made 1000s of bad breast implants/They rupture & split/Aggravating the tit/The damn things’re designed to enhance.

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