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Farts match

A Dutch player losing at darts/ Declared he’d been put off by farts;/ The Scot said “Who smelt it,/ We tend to find, dealt it -/ Try sniffing your own nether parts!”/// A Dutch player losing at dartsDeclared he'd been … Continue reading

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Blast Off!

Some science that may entertain us/ Is news of an odour most heinous/ Like sulphurous farts/ Detected in parts/ Of air very close to Uranus./// Some science that may entertain usIs news of an odour most heinousLike sulphurous fartsDetected in … Continue reading

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