Tag Archives: horsemeat

My Kingdom for a Horseburger!

Posted on November 15, 2013 by twitmericks

The latest celeb to endorse/The human consumption of horse/Is dear Princess Anne,/A showjumping fan/(She buys hers in Iceland of course). ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24952823 The latest celeb to endorseThe human consumption of horseIs dear Princess Anne,A showjumping fan(She buys hers in Iceland of … Continue reading →

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Black Bute-y

Posted on February 14, 2013 by twitmericks

There is an old drug known as bute/ For horses whose pain is acute/ It got into meat/ Through human deceit/ Whodunnit is still in dispute. ///http://news.sky.com/story/1052077/horsemeat-bute-found-in-carcasses-in-uk There is an old drug known as bute/For horses whose pain is acute/It … Continue reading →

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Phony Pony

Posted on February 11, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was some beef that was phony/ Belatedly found to be pony/ But tho they can ban yer/ From eating lasagne/ Did anyone test cannelloni? ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21406778 There once was some beef that was phony/Belatedly found to be pony/But tho … Continue reading →

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Shergar Burgers

Posted on January 16, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was a very old horse/ Providing a very cheap source/ Of meat in a burger/ What happened to Shergar?/ They sold him in Tesco of course! ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/9805497/Horse-meat-burgers-came-from-Europe-suppliers-say.html There once was a very old horse/Providing a very cheap source/Of … Continue reading →

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