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His Name is Maude

Posted on March 31, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a Conservative man For whom things did not go to plan His panicky talk Caused a fire in York So Maude should now carry the can. http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5hMqs1LUcNn6q9h-ThgbHM8588m5Q?docId=N0032151333145807822A

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Fuelling Panic

Posted on March 29, 2012 by twitmericks

Ministers seem to be trying To organise mass panic-buying That’s not as a rule Encouraged with fuel So it’s something they’re busy denying. http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/fd5d9fe6-79ad-11e1-8fad-00144feab49a.html?ftcamp=published_links/rss/world_uk_politics/feed//product#axzz1qXVhloFI

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Fuel-ish Advice

Posted on March 28, 2012 by twitmericks

A minister named Francis Maude Advised petrol-buyers to hoard But experts disparage The use of a garage When flammable stuff’s being stored. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/energy/fuel/9171925/Panic-buying-begins-at-petrol-stations-after-dangerous-government-strike-advice.html (Apologies to readers for whom rhyming Mawd with Hoarrrd is a stretch).  

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