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Twickers Kickers

The Aussies responded at Twickenham/ Seeing the Kiwi side lickenham/ Could poor Australia/ Yet avoid failure?/ Not the way Carter was kickenham./// The Aussies responded at Twickenham Seeing the Kiwi side lickenham Could poor Australia Yet avoid failure? Not the way Carter was kickenham … Continue reading

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Twickers in a Twist

RFU bosses in Twickenham/Are down & so everyone’s kickin’ em/The manager quit/& PR has been shit/All on top of the French players lickin’ em http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2011/nov/24/rob-andrew-rfu-twickenham?newsfeed=true

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Martin’s Partin’

The ex-England manager, Martin/Does not any more have his heart in/The mixture of boozing/Dwarf-racing and losing/Our RWC team took part in. http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/rugby/rugby-union/international/martin-johnson-quits-as-england-manager-6262905.html

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Rugger Buggered

An old rugby player called Mike/Has been ordered to get on his bike/For a princess’s hubby/His actions were grubby/& rather ungentlemanlike. http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2011/nov/11/mike-tindall-fine-england-rfu

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Diving Tackle

Manu, English rugby’s great hope/Went off with some pals for a tope/He got a bit merry/And jumped off a ferry/So the RFU fined the big dope. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rugby-player-tuilagi-fined-ferry-jump-022238821.html;_ylt=Ag.caNFwJ1ksRIO4Jat4h6a_fMl_;_ylu=X3oDMTNsdTNzMGlxBG1pdANUb3BTdG9yeSBGUARwa2cDZGI1MjBlN2QtMjZjZS0zNjgwLTk1YmEtOWU0ODZkOWZkZjU4BHBvcwMxBHNlYwN0b3Bfc3RvcnkEdmVyA2UxN2ZmODUwLWYzNDgtMTFlMC1iYWZiLTVlYTU0Y2NlYmZmMQ–;_ylg=X3oDMTFpYnVpbmRoBGludGwDZ2IEbGFuZwNlbi1nYgRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25z;_ylv=3

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