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Top Seeds

Posted on March 20, 2017 by twitmericks

For sperm in a race to succeed/ The secret is not simply speed/ Some spermatazoa/ Go fast and some slower/ But rhythm’s what makes a top seed./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-39292913 For sperm in a race to succeedThe secret is not simply speedSome … Continue reading →

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Lab Rat

Posted on June 10, 2015 by twitmericks

A scientist Fellow named Hunt/ Said sorry for being so blunt./ Make labs, said Sir Tim,/ For her or for him,/ But everyone cried: What affront!/// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33077107 A scientist Fellow named HuntSaid sorry for being so blunt.Make labs, said Sir … Continue reading →

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2014 In Review 3: Weird Science

Posted on December 28, 2014 by twitmericks

So what did we learn about the world in 2014? We learned that a comet can be caught, Richard III was a bastard, and neanderthals invented the paleo diet. We also learnt that… Fish, such as dace do it, Even … Continue reading →

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A Bigger Splash

Posted on November 6, 2013 by twitmericks

Research into how people piss/ Is summarised roughly like this:/ The distance and angle/ Of genital dangle/ Account for why men often miss. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24820279 Research into how people pissIs summarised roughly like this:The distance and angleOf genital dangleAccount for why … Continue reading →

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What’s the Matter?

Posted on April 4, 2013 by twitmericks

There is some dark matter in space/ It’s scattered all over the place/ It now seems albeit/ We cannot quite see it/ We may have detected a trace. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/an-end-to-our-darkest-secret-scientists-close-to-explaining-dark-matter-8559007.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/319709062373724161

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