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Strop Gear

The TV star Jeremy Clarkson/ Whatever new show he embarks on/ Will prosper, I bet/ So let’s not forget/ The fellow whose face he left marks on./// http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/mar/25/jeremy-clarkson-police-investigation-bbc-report-top-gear The TV star @JeremyClarkson Whatever new show he embarks on Will prosper, I … Continue reading

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Wheels Come Off Top Gear

The BBC programme Top Gear/ Will not, as intended, appear/ Some new contravention/ Caused Clarkson’s suspension/ & may leave him out on his ear./// http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/03/11/uk-britain-clarkson-suspension-idUKKBN0M61TR20150311 The BBC programme Top Gear Will not, as intended, appear Some new contravention Caused Clarkson's suspension & may leave … Continue reading

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The Battle of the Number Plate

The cast and the crew of Top Gear/ Have fled Argentina in fear/ A Falklands-themed plate/ Made locals irate/ So Clarkson was out on his ear./// http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/10/03/jeremy-clarkson-top-gear-argentina-number-plate_n_5926026.html The cast and the crew of Top Gear Have fled Argentina in fear A Falklands-themed plate Made … Continue reading

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Motor Mouth

A man who drives cars on TV/For the publicly-owned BBC/Mr Jeremy #Clarkson/Remorselessly barks on/In general, up the wrong tree. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15977813

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