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Hey Jude, Don’t Make it Bad

Posted on October 28, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a big storm named St Jude/ Whose power could not be subdued/ It upended trees/ And buses with ease/ And left many travel plans screwed. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24699748 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/394872438510465024 And if you like these limericks, don’t forget to buy the … Continue reading →

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Panel Game

Posted on September 27, 2013 by twitmericks

A top UN climate change panelSays warming created by man’llKeep screwing the weatherTill we get togetherCut carbon & cut out the flannel. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24292615 A top UN climate change panelSays warming created by man'llKeep screwing the weatherTill we get togetherCut carbon … Continue reading →

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Pipe Down!

Posted on July 9, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was a ban upon hoses/ The sort Southern Water imposes/ Although it’s now passed/ I can’t quite be arsed/ To go out & water the roses. /// http://www.metro.co.uk/news/904572-hosepipe-bans-finally-lifted-after-abnormally-heavy-rainfall

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Isle of Shite

Posted on June 22, 2012 by twitmericks

There is an old festival site/ They call it the Isle of Wight/ Where the cars are all stuck/ In a torrent of muck/ & the people are knee-deep in shite. /// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/music-festivals/9348572/Isle-of-Wight-Festival-goers-forced-to-sleep-in-cars-as-rain-chaos-continues.html

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Snow Flights, Sorry

Posted on February 5, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was an airport, Heathrow Where 1 or 2 inches of snow Meant flight cancellation & much aggravation For people with places to go. http://edition.cnn.com/2012/02/05/travel/europe-cold-snap/index.html

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