Monthly Archives: April 2012

Don’t Stand by Your Man

Posted on April 18, 2012 by twitmericks

Damascene lass Asma Assad ‘as/ Been told by the wives of ambassadors/ To sort out her man/ And get with the plan/ As Syria gets yet more hazardous. // http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/video-un-wives-call-on-asma-assad-to-intervene-in-syria-crisis-7657831.html

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Fucking Residents Ponder Changing Fucking Name

Posted on April 18, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a small village named Fucking/ A title they’re looking at chucking/ I call it a shame/To lose such a name/ So Fuckingers, just keep on trucking. //   http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fucking-village-told-they-cant-be-renamed-798433  

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The Reign in Spain Goes Hunting on the Plain

Posted on April 18, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old monarch from Spain/ Who found conservation a pain/ But he injured his hip/ On a game-hunting trip/ And swore not to do it again. // http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17752983

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Man of Straw

Posted on April 18, 2012 by twitmericks

The former Home Minister Straw/ Himself may have broken the law/ By giving permission/ For dodgy rendition/ Which MI6 then oversaw.

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His Crimes are Legion

Posted on April 17, 2012 by twitmericks

A murdering Nazi Norwegian/ At war against social cohesion/ Improbably claims/ Some support for his aims/ From a mythical Knight Templar Legion. // http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/9209977/I-would-have-done-it-again-Anders-Breivik-claims-his-massacre-was-motivated-by-goodness-not-evil.html

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One Stroke and You’re Out

Posted on April 17, 2012 by twitmericks

A young rugby player from Wales/ Came out with the oddest of tales/ The ex-not-gay bloke/ Says after a stroke/ He found himself fancying males. // http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17703018

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Fracking About

Posted on April 17, 2012 by twitmericks

The government’s given its backing/ To shale extraction or fracking/ A few minor quakes/ They say no great shakes/ As it’s only Lancashire cracking. // http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17726538

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Pimp Your Wimple

Posted on April 16, 2012 by twitmericks

There one was a dirty old man/ Mr Silvio B from Milan/ Whose idea of fun/ Was a strippagram nun/ (According to model Imane).  /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17730777

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Sun of a Gun!

Posted on April 16, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a young woman named Pippa/ A callipygean day-tripper/ Who got in The Sun/ As her pal had a gun/ & her sis wed the royal heir’s nipper. // http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4258797/Shock-as-smirking-Pippa-Middleton-pal-points-gun-in-crazy-car-stunt.html

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Get Suspended? He’s Bounty!

Posted on April 16, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old man named Nasir/ Who offered a bounty, we hear/ For Bush and Obama/ It’s causing a drama/ If only because he’s a peer. // http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/9206082/British-Peer-Lord-Ahmed-suspended-after-offering-10m-bounty-on-Barack-Obama-and-George-Bush.html

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