First Bloke’s Bum Joke

Tim Mathieson, Aussie First Bloke/

Got fingered for making a joke/

Concerning a proctal/

And which kinda doctor’ll/

Give the best digital poke.


(Apologies for stretching the rhyme at lines 3-4, I just couldn’t resist working proctal in somehow).

About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click.!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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