There is an old fellow named Max
Who’s charged over sexual attacks
He says it’s all lies
But if he were wise
PR help is what Clifford lacks.
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).