There was an ex-Tory frontbencher/
Caught up in a lobbying venture/
A bit of a slip/
That cost him the whip/
& may lead to subsequent censure.
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).