Monthly Archives: May 2013

Gutenberg, Gun-begetter

Posted on May 6, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a guy printed a gun/ To demonstrate what can be done/ With 3D production/ Viz death and destruction/ Those Texans know how to have fun. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22421185 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/331470645592481793

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One is Well Pissed Orf!

Posted on May 6, 2013 by twitmericks

An actor portraying the Queen/ Distracted by drummers mid-scene/ Departed the stage/ And vented her rage/ In language some may find obscene. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/10039117/By-royal-command-Dame-Helen-Mirren-tells-drummers-to-beat-it.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/331393772736901121  

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Ferguson Keyned

Posted on May 5, 2013 by twitmericks

There is a professor at pains/ To say it is not true that Keynes/ Thought just of today/ Because he was gay/ “I’m stupid”, the author explains. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22417231 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/331050222572666880

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Secrets and Lies

Posted on May 3, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an abuser named Hall,/ Who showed unbelievable gall./ He managed to muster/ Some serious bluster/ But now says it’s true after all. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-22379286 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/330404249542467584

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Clowns to the Right

Posted on May 3, 2013 by twitmericks

The UKIP boss Nigel Farage/ Tonight will be ‘avin’ it large/ In numerous towns/ Voters sent in the clowns/ Replacing the jokers in charge. ///http://blogs.channel4.com/gary-gibbon-on-politics/farage-sinks-a-pint-and-a-partys-hopes/22874 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/330385340953153536

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American Pie

Posted on May 2, 2013 by twitmericks

The settlers of Jamestown, it’s said/ Were not being properly fed./ So as they got skinnier/ Folks in Virginia/ Started consuming their dead. ///http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/02/science/evidence-of-cannibalism-found-at-jamestown-site.html?_r=0 The settlers of Jamestown, it's saidWere not being properly fed.So as they got skinnierFolks in VirginiaStarted … Continue reading →

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Black Eyes to the Right

Posted on May 1, 2013 by twitmericks

There were some MPs in Caracas/ Who got in a terrible fracas/ As those who oppose/ Maduro swapped blows/ With some of the president’s backers. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-22362760 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/329620337891368960

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