There were 3 old men in the Lords/
Who wanted to up their rewards/
When tempted with cash/
They got a bit rash/
& so had to fall on their swords.
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).