There once was an Edinburgh panda
Whose partner did not understanda
She’s going to whelp
With medical help,
Unable to raise the chap’s danda.
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).