A Mayor fond of throwing his weight/
Has likened himself to Kuwait/
Although it is crack/
Not Saddam’s Iraq/
To blame for his war-ravaged state.
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).