Ms Soubry has caused some diversion/
With this unexpected assertion:/
If Farage looks pained/
It may be explained/
By digital rectal insertion.
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).