There was an old village in Kent/
To which David Cameron went/
To look at the flood/
But seeking his blood/
The people of Yalding gave vent.///
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).