Max Clifford, whose penis is short/
(Or so many sources report)/
Won’t long be at large -/
A sex assault charge/
The one thing that stood up in court.
///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27192600
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).