Max Security Jail

There was an old fellow named Max/
Who fed celeb stories to hacks/
He spun & he lied/
But now he’s inside/
He’s just good for penis-size cracks.///
 
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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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