A sniffer dog found class A drugs/
Inside a consignment of rugs/
To anyone scoring/
Such narcotic flooring/
You can’t smoke a carpet, you mugs!
///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-27777201
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).