An old water cannon that’s German/
Will target the mayor to determine/
If such a big squirt/
Inflicts enough hurt/
For use on us horrible vermin.///
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).