Roger Rogered

A Ukip official named Bird,/
Accused of harassment, averred/
‘I’m not some old flasher,/
I slept with Natasha -/
I swear hanky-panky occurred!’
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Ukip sex pest row: Do these text messages prove Roger Bird is innocent?

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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