Roger Rogered

A Ukip official named Bird,/
Accused of harassment, averred/
‘I’m not some old flasher,/
I slept with Natasha -/
I swear hanky-panky occurred!’
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http://metro.co.uk/2014/12/10/ukip-sex-pest-row-do-these-text-message-prove-roger-bird-is-innocent-4981450/

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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