Squiffy Squirrel

A squirrel got utterly smashed/
On ale from a boozer it crashed/
The rat-arsed intruder/
Got steadily ruder/
And left the establishment trashed.
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/drunk-squirrel-causes-hundreds-of-pounds-worth-of-damage-at-private-members-club-10394099.html

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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