Splitting the Bill at the Dog and Duck

Posted on October 15, 2015 by twitmericks

A dog and a duck had a fight/

While out for a bevvy one night/

The dicky-bowed duck/

Lost out in the ruck,/

Its beak being worse than its bite.///

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/10/14/bow-tie-wearing-duck-walks-into-pub-drinks-pint-fights-dog-loses_n_8291582.html

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