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Splitting the Bill at the Dog and Duck

A dog and a duck had a fight/ While out for a bevvy one night/ The dicky-bowed duck/ Lost out in the ruck,/ Its beak being worse than its bite./// http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/10/14/bow-tie-wearing-duck-walks-into-pub-drinks-pint-fights-dog-loses_n_8291582.html A dog and a duck had a fight While out … Continue reading

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Drover to Driver

Police find it tricky to deal/ With dogs who have taken the wheel./ A motorway Rover/ Is hard to pull over -/ You can’t call a tractor to heel./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-32411621 Police find it tricky to deal With dogs who have taken … Continue reading

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