Part 1 of my review of the year dealt with the more mainstream news items – here I will share with you some of the weird and wonderful snippets I’ve covered in limerick form. I think in all case the limeick pretty much tells the story – if you want more background, there’s a link with my original post, or just google it!
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A German court moved to dismiss/ Restrictions on how fellows piss/ We needn’t sitzpinkle/ But may stand and sprinkle/ Although it’s a bit hit or miss.
A man who had dolphin relations/ Insists he was groomed by cetaceans/ Especially Dolly/ Who led him to folly/ With rubbing & other flirtations.
A woman from south California/ Desiring her intercourse pornier/ Is suing E.L./ Whose ‘Fifty Shades’ Gel/ Did not make her feel any hornier.
A man with no penis who chose A transplant to get a new hose, When asked to assess The organ’s success Replied: “Well it comes and it goes”.
A chap was arrested for shooting/ A PC that wasn’t rebooting/ Though few go ballistic/ It’s characteristic/ Of how we all feel when computing.
The vaults of a big bank in Birmingham/ Have only 9 gentlemen’s sperminem/ Requiring owners/ Of boners as donors/ Of spermatozoa to squirminem.
A court via video saw A rambler appear in the raw. His case was laid bare, The evidence there Revealing the ass that’s the law.
A Kent naked bike ride was marred/ When one pumped-up cyclist got barred. He manfully tried To cover his pride But finally found it too hard.
A motorist lost concentration/ And crashed due to preoccupation/ While using a toy/ She liked to employ/ For sexual gratification.
A fetishist priest had to beat it/ Because (though I hardly dare tweet it)/ Erotic confection/ Was his predilection/ He’d have his cake rather than eat it.
When plugging fiestas beware:/ Use online translation with care./ In Spain’s far northwest/ A turnip top fest/ Was billed as a clitoris fair.
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