Knob Robbers

The Arcachon mayor has a trick
For foiling some vandals who nick
A statue’s male part –
A state of the art
Prosthetic detachable dick.

http://www.thelocal.fr/20160419/french-town-gives-castrated-statue-prosthetic-penis

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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