Scratch and Sniff

The coach of the Germany side/

Felt cocky and self-satisfied/

He reached in his smalls/

To handle the balls/

Then sniffed at his fingers with pride.///

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/15/joachim-low-says-sorry-for-causing-a-stir-with-scratch-and-sniff

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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