Pub Rub-a-Dub

Posted on October 1, 2016 by twitmericks

A coke-addled fellow in Lancs/

Engaging in marathon wanks/

Was held by police/

For breach of the peace/

As pubs aren’t the place for such pranks.///

http://m.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/13778453.Blackburn_man_caught_pleasuring_himself_for_40_minutes_in_pub_beer_garden_after_snorting_five_lines_of_cocaine/?ref=mr&lp=2

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