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Bad Habits

Some trainee priests out for a beer/ Were told “You’re not coming in here/ No vicars & slags/ Or fancy dress stags,/ However authentic your gear!”/// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40792962 Some trainee priests out for a beerWere told You're not coming in hereNo … Continue reading

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Pub Rub-a-Dub

A coke-addled fellow in Lancs/ Engaging in marathon wanks/ Was held by police/ For breach of the peace/ As pubs aren’t the place for such pranks./// http://m.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/13778453.Blackburn_man_caught_pleasuring_himself_for_40_minutes_in_pub_beer_garden_after_snorting_five_lines_of_cocaine/?ref=mr&lp=2 A coke-addled fellow in LancsEngaging in marathon wanksWas held by policeFor breach of … Continue reading

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