Monsieur Benoit Hamon of France/
Is leading the left-wing advance/
To run for the Elysée;/
Pundits on telly say*/
Hamon does not stand a chance.//
French Toast with Ham On
*My Francophone daughter suggests ‘Pundits on TV say’, which rhymes better with the last two syllables of Elysée, as the stress is on the middle syllable. But I still quite like the three syllable rhyme of ‘telly say’, even if you do have to mis-stress the word a bit.