Near the Bone

Posted on March 16, 2017 by twitmericks

A firefighting crew played a blinder/

By using a big angle grinder/

To cut off a ring/

Stuck on a man’s thing/

Tho vaseline might’ve been kinder.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39285486

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There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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