1
The Queen’s Speech is being delayed/
As it is exclusively made/
With ink that has dried/
Upon a goat hide/
So scapegoats will have to be flayed.///
2
According to custom in Britain/
Theresa May’s plan must be written/
In ink on the scrote/
Of a very old goat/
Inscribed by the tail of a kitten.///
https://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/politics/queens-speech-delayed-goatskin-parchment-paper-logistics/
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"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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