Paper-thin Excuse


The Queen’s Speech is being delayed/

As it is exclusively made/

With ink that has dried/

Upon a goat hide/

So scapegoats will have to be flayed.///


According to custom in Britain/

Theresa May’s plan must be written/

In ink on the scrote/

Of a very old goat/

Inscribed by the tail of a kitten.///

About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click.!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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