Paper-thin Excuse

1

The Queen’s Speech is being delayed/

As it is exclusively made/

With ink that has dried/

Upon a goat hide/

So scapegoats will have to be flayed.///

2

According to custom in Britain/

Theresa May’s plan must be written/

In ink on the scrote/

Of a very old goat/

Inscribed by the tail of a kitten.///

https://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/politics/queens-speech-delayed-goatskin-parchment-paper-logistics/

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