Avocado Desperado

Posted on August 25, 2017 by twitmericks

An Adelaide-based desperado,/

Displaying impressive bravado,/

Refused to confess/

When found to possess/

Consignments of nicked avocado.///

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-25/fruitful-police-search-might-have-smashed-avocado-related-crime/8842898

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