The Golden Behind

Posted on September 26, 2017 by twitmericks

 

Police caught a smuggler so bold/

Whose arse hid a kilo of gold/

Asked why such a sum/

Was stuffed up his bum/

He answered that’s all it’ll hold.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-41383100

About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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