Police caught a smuggler so bold/
Whose arse hid a kilo of gold/
Asked why such a sum/
Was stuffed up his bum/
He answered that’s all it’ll hold.///
Police caught a smuggler so bold/
Whose arse hid a kilo of gold/
Asked why such a sum/
Was stuffed up his bum/
He answered that’s all it’ll hold.///
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-41383100
Police found a smuggler so bold
Whose arse hid a kilo of gold
Asked why such a sum
Was stuffed up his bum
He answered that's all it'll hold.— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 26, 2017