Now She’s in Purple, Now She’s a Turtle*

A turtle in Queensland,/

Australia Resembles a punk, only scalier,/

With bright green Mohican,/

In streams he or she can/

Draw breath using gilled genitalia.///

*The only punk/turtle link that came to mind was this lyric from Christine, by Siouxsie and the Banshees. Shame the colour’s wrong.

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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