Sex on fire

In Grimsby, a man seized by ire/

Who set loads of dildos on fire/

Outside his love’s door/

Was jailed, and what’s more,/

Could not reignite her desire.///

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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