Toad’s tool

A porn star once dear to Trump’s heart/

Described his most intimate part/

As less than humungous/

And shaped like a fungus,/

Like Toad out of Mario Kart.///

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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