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Choose the limerick that best fits your view on this controversial topic: 1) As lockdown has brought to a head/ A shortage of yeast extract spread,/ Poor lovers of marmite/ In search of a jar might/ Have nothing to put … Continue reading →

The man who was Johnson’s right hand/Says touting for 58 grand/In party donations/To fund renovations/Was dodgy and probably banned./// https://t.co/QDVyU8RQvy

For Johnson to thus undertake/ To fix the tax laws for the sake/ Of dust buster Dyson/ Was flagrant enticin’ -/ You don’t give a sucker a break./// https://t.co/mklVtQsagL

In Somerset canvassing, Keir/ Nipped into the pub for a beer./ The landlord, a sceptic,/ Went quite apoplectic/ And yelled: “You’re not welcome in here!”/// https://t.co/AuhN5rkE31

The governing body UEFA/ Says breakaway plotters will PEFA/ Their superleague plans,/ Which none of their fans,/ It seems, has a good word to SEFA./// https://t.co/Q0DEWeubRc

Retailers who seek to import/ Equipment for gardens report/ Since Suez got blocked/ They can’t get restocked,/ And gnomes are especially short.///

Will Amos MP, a Quebecker,/ The parliament Zoom session-wrecker,/ Had no way of knowing/ His camera was going,/ He says, when he got out his pecker./// https://t.co/b6pYb88jlD

The firm M and S is to make/ The case, reputation at stake,/ That Aldi has stollen/ The character Colin/ For its caterpillar-shaped cake./// https://t.co/8IzUvQPByX

The ruling majority smothers/ A probe into Cameron, Cruthers/ And Tory MPs/ Caught up in their sleaze,/ As Johnson admits there’ll be others.///

Police say the world’s biggest rabbit,/ Which doesn’t abscond, as a habit,/ Has just disappeared,/ And so it is feared/ A criminal broke in to nab it.//// https://t.co/xyt1DxhiOs