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When keepers in Calgary Zoo,/ Can no longer bring in bamboo/ By usual routes/ The panda eats shoots/ And leaves on a flight to Chengdu./// When keepers in Calgary Zoo,Can no longer bring in bambooBy usual routesThe panda eats shootsAnd … Continue reading →

The UK enjoyed a head start,/ So ministers showed on a chart/ Which countries were worst,/ But once things reversed,/ They had an abrupt change of heart./// The UK had quite a head start,So ministers showed on a chartWhich countries … Continue reading →

A proud peacock’s brief escapade/ Went on till a clever cop played/ The hen’s mating cry,/ For who can defy/ The call of the chance to get laid?/// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1260231344900186112

Can we go for long countryside drives? Frequent some unsavoury dives? Meet other folks’ husbands and wives? Stay Alert. Control Virus. Save Lives. *** Must we do as our bosses require us? Will we get PPE if they hire us? … Continue reading →

For Johnson, as shit hits the fan, It’s cometh the hour, cometh man, With bold PR drives: “Stay alert and save lives – And maybe stay home if you can”. #Johnson #alert #stayingalert #StayHome https://t.co/AQ7CMl0puJ

Farewell to a rock ‘n’ roll cutie Who sang of his love of good booty, Leg over the keys, He knew how to please – Rock ‘n’ roll rest your soul, Tutti Frutti. #LittleRichard #RIPLittleRichard https://t.co/RXFeDkZAln

A rock star with silvery curls, Composer of musical pearls, Has shredded his bum, Just payment, say some, For giving us ‘Fat-bottomed Girls’. https://t.co/3xcKOXiB3N #BrianMay

Abstain, virus researchers say, As COVID-19 genomes may Get into men’s jizz (Sex anyway is Quite hard from two metres away). https://t.co/aNx7Ci491P  

What Johnson calls British success/ Is tests, PPE in a mess,/ Economy dire,/ And death rate now higher/ Than anywhere bar the U.S./// What Johnson calls British successIs tests, PPE in a mess,Economy dire,And death rate now higherThan anywhere bar … Continue reading →

Police in East Anglia seek/ A man with a steampunkish streak/ Who’s wont to appear/ In plague doctor gear/ And mask in the shape of a beak.///