twitmericks

A logo produced in Australia/
Was dropped after proving a falia/
When women opined/
The emblem designed/
Resembled the male genitalia.///

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Research has been published revealing/
The pattern of grunting and squealing/
Produced by a pig/
Allows us to dig/
The animal’s innermost feeling.///

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A leader who takes us for schmucks/
Says Washington’s spending big bucks/
On labs from which germs,/
The Kremlin affirms,/
Are spread by migratory ducks./

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John Bercow, ex-parliament speaker,/
Floor-crossing publicity-seeker/
And question-awarder/
Is now called to order/
For bullying those seen as weaker.///

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A woman who was to be wed/
Pulled out over being misled,/
The match being ended/
Because her intended/
Was lacking in hair on his head.///

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Ukrainians menaced by Putin,/
Escaping from missiles and shooting,/
Form queues at the borders/
As Britain gives orders/
To let those prepared to pick fruit in.///

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As ministers try to ignore/
Donations from Russians galore,/
Defence Sec Ben Wallace/
Attempts to seek solace/
By citing the Crimean War.///

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A delicate problem arose/
For one skier right at the close:/
Apparently Remi/
Limped home with a semi,/
His willy so chilly it froze.///

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Prince Andrew has had to succumb,/
Agreeing to pay a large sum/
To settle a case/
Which seals his disgrace,/
And puts him in debt to his mum.///

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The Met police drug control lead/
Applied a no tolerance creed,/
Until this top copper/
Alas came a cropper/
When busted for acid and weed.///

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