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A chap from the Bullingdon Club
Imagined an estuary hub
But Boris's Island
Was deemed not worthwhile and
So Johnson's idea got a snub.

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 3, 2014

Some naked celebrity pix
Are garnering quite a few clicks
While Jennifer Lawrence
Expresses Abhorrence
Old Apple's in rather a fix.

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 1, 2014

The sudden advances of ISIS
Have sparked a political crisis
For Barack Obama
Made into a drama
Re what his strategic advice is.

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 30, 2014

The level of terrorist threat
Is almost as high as can get.
The rating severe
Implies heightened fear
But no attack imminent yet.

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 29, 2014

The member for Clacton's defection
Will lead to an early election
In which the ex-Tory
May bring Farage glory
And Cameron more disaffection

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 28, 2014

A man blocked a woman's recliner
She said to unfairly confine 'er
The crew & the pilot
Could not reconcile it
So had to divert the airliner.

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 27, 2014

The government shake-up in France
Amounts to a right-wing advance
Promoting some pals
Of Manuel Valls
Who share his austerity stance.

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 26, 2014

The former Prime Minister Tony
Advised Nazarbayev, his crony
On how to present
A tragic event:
Look sad, then spout some old baloney#blair

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 25, 2014

To stop UK kids getting fatter
Is all about mind over matter
The public health head
Says keep them less fed
By using an undersized platter.

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 23, 2014

The LMA said of Mackay
Our Malky's a regular guy
Who banters with blokes
And tells racist jokes
So why all the big hue and cry?

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 22, 2014