twitmericks

The SNP breakaway goal/

Was boosted by yesterday’s poll/

With pro-independence/

Enjoying ascendence/

And Salmond, it seems, on a roll.///

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scottish-independence/11080058/Alex-Salmond-No-campaign-is-spiralling-into-self-destruction.html

A scholarly journal reports/
We’re able to telegraph thoughts/
By way of projection/
Thru wireless connection/
Converted to ones & to noughts.///
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11077094/Brain-to-brain-telepathic-communication-achieved-for-first-time.html

There was an old dino, Dreadnoughtus/
As big as the UN headquarters/
At 26 metres/
The king of planteaters/
Made Brontosaur look like a tortoise.///
http://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/sep/04/battleship-beast-colossal-dinosaur-skeleton-found-patagonia-argentina-dreadnoughtus-schrani

The caterers waiting on NATO/

May hear an ambassador state ‘Oh/

I really hate when you/

Find out on the menu/

Is more freakin’ lamb and potato’.

///http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/news/us-ambassador-to-britain-gets-roasting-from-chefs-after-banning-lamb-and-potatoes-9704719.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-28893360

A minister finds it not fitting/
When NGO work is hard-hitting./
He caused hilarity/
Saying a charity/
Ought to just stick to its knitting.///
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/sep/03/charities-knitting-politics-brook-newmark