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"I'm no Nazi war crimes belittler",
The councillor said, getting brittler;
"I won't take the blame,
My dad chose my name!"
Declared Uunona Adolf Hitler.#Namibia https://t.co/LmNr6e8xun

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) December 3, 2020

In Germany, cops fearing malice,
Or actions of pranksters most callous,
Are scouring an area
Of southern Bavaria
In search of Deutschland's Überphallus.https://t.co/XHJPIj0MVT

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) December 2, 2020

An anti-gay Euro-MP
Made off when his sex jamboree
Was busted in lockdown
By putting the cock down
And climbing the gutter to flee.https://t.co/jFlBYwd7xD

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) December 1, 2020

According to government regs,
Pubs serving from bottles or kegs
Must sell drinkers meals,
Which George Eustice feels
Will stretch to including Scotch eggs.#scotcheggs#tier2#pubs#SaveOurPubshttps://t.co/vASGvlV25G

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 30, 2020

The UK chumocracy hub
Has now welcomed into the club
Of Covid suppliers
The government hires
The landlord of Matt Hancock's pub.#chumocracyhttps://t.co/f01T2qLyfu

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 27, 2020

An Austrian village is chucking
Its name, with the object of ducking
The tourists who scoff.
Well Fugging fug off,
The rest of the world says keep Fucking!https://t.co/3itLLkra3p

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 26, 2020

A federal judge's response to
The legal campaign of the Donster
Was simply to say
His suit in PA
Was stitched up like Frankenstein's monster.#BidenWon#BidenHarris#Pennsylvania#frankensteinsmonsterhttps://t.co/gyDKRfgDc6

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 22, 2020

Said Johnson: Get square round the Prittster –
We must have the right to be shittster
The staff we employ
If they should annoy
(Though that's not a thing she admittster).https://t.co/cuTNs8UtwQ#BullyPatel#Prittster#oneruleforthem #PritiPatel #PritiPatelBullying

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 21, 2020

A model who comes from Brazil
Got likes for an underwear still
From inside the Vatican,
Where showing your batty can
Give an old fellow a thrill. https://t.co/chkp7XyVi5#PopeFrancis #pope#NataliaGaribotto #Natalia

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 20, 2020

Though Trump denies Biden has won
It seems the next race has begun,
For who can deny
That Rudy G's dye
Has clearly decided to run.#RudyGiuliani#Rudy#GiulianiMeltdown#Giulianihttps://t.co/UZcxa8IOmc

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 20, 2020