twitmericks

The PM has zero intention/

Of seeking a Brexit extension,/

Though trade talks are stalling/

And GDP’s falling,/

Occasioning some apprehension.///

Two households creating a bubble
Will no longer get into trouble
For staying the night,
Enjoying the right
To make proper use of that double.

https://t.co/ghDuShwQfc

Fertility studies affirm
When starting a pregnancy’s term
Things can get quite sticky
As eggs may be picky,
Preferring another man’s sperm.

https://t.co/Qg0WUuCtZn

A seventeenth-century slaver,
The focus of mounting disfavour,
Was pulled from his block
And dumped in the dock,
In scenes anti-racists will savour.

#EdwardColston #Bristol

https://t.co/2YaNnXCDwK

An MEP airing his views
On Zoom was, to give him his dues,
Impeccably dressed
From waist up to chest,
But visibly lacking in trews.

https://t.co/L6XTt85Qvq

To look tough on Covid-19,/

The UK will give those who’ve been/

To overseas states/

With much lower rates/

A pointless PR quarantine.///

A leader who constantly shames/

A nation that’s counting the names/

Of those who have died/

Sets out to divide/

By pouring more fuel on the flames.///

R Jenrick, UK politician,
Gave unlawful planning permission
To top Tory donor
And ex-porn mag owner
R Desmond, a sticky position

https://t.co/inFT73OaJ1

The UK decision to knock down
The structures erected for lockdown
Was done in defiance
Of what’s called “the science”,
As #CumGate sent Boris’s stock down.

https://t.co/Orxn9udTjA

An Aussie broom-fetishist paid
Two men to attack in a raid,
Then moved on the sly,
So some random guy
Awoke to the sight of a blade.

https://t.co/oDzHOhAmu2